You know what I think television today needs? A completely new “Star Trek” series. Modern media has become transfixed on the idea of the dystopia - the post-apocalyptic wasteland that has become society’s inevitable expectation of our future as a species. When we see…
i think the way people think about and draw yogs is cool like hey this ambiguous green guy can be whatever you want, this skin is literally dwight from the office but we’ve all silently decided to keep the clothes and put nilesys head on it
few people know this but there are actually tiny geese trapped under your skin. when you get cold they think it’s time to fly south for the winter so they try to break free and the bumps on your skin are their beaks trying to break through.
trust me. i am a goosologist. i study geese. my wife is a goose. we have three beautiful goose-human hybrid children. don’t judge our love.